Thursday, August 28, 2008

On The Local Front

....Grindjunkie has reportedly surfaced after an absent period on the post front. Rumor has it that he was set aback due to Sally Jean Brown ( aka asdo, aka el gringgette, aka cheek pincher, aka donut thief )stealing his lunch money ( serves him right ). Sources report that the two were spotted robbing hub caps off of parked cars, and rolling street people. The later off which were confused as gridjunkie ( aka toad ) disguised himself as one of there clan to lure them to back alleys were his accomplice (el gringgette ) awaited in the shadows. One victim was able to provide the grid police with a vary accurate description of the duo. A wide sweeping varmint hunt is currently underway.
One more note: Was that bondo I saw on his car?

Breaking live report...It seems that gridjunkie was not in disguise as he looks like that all the time.

reporting live for SLI_N_TRIBE

D signing off